Who needs fuzzy pink dice when you can have soft pink Road Titties from Ozze Creations?

The person who hangs these around his rear view mirror is personally ruining his chances of ever seeing a real-life pair.

Clearly meant to inspire confidence in those who have none, these oddly proportioned pieces of the female anatomy boldly declare to the world “I like women, though I’ve never successfully spoken to one!”

These flesh colored rear view mirror accessories will add fun to any vehicle.