The AlienNation Story: After Earth was struck by a ten-mile wide asteroid, a sixth mass extinction event occurred, ending human civilization as we knew it. What life remained would be mutant, deviant, yet wondrous in its spectral, shape-shifting surrealism. 

The Sprite Story: Suddenly a small neon butt plug unexpectedly emerged as a peculiar yet bewildering presence in the apocalyptic forest. With its vibrant glow and mischievous demeanor, it became known as “Sprite,” as it skipped across the shattered remnants of a past civilization. Its well-evolved nubs and ridges tickled and teased quite erotically, reminding that in the AlienNation pleasure could still be found in the most unexpected of places.

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